小伙伴们大家好，欢迎来到本期的“国外也有段子手”！上周的国际赛场精彩看点层出不穷，葡萄牙击败荷兰，勇夺首届欧国联冠军；英格兰点球大战击败瑞士获得季军。皇马接连官宣约维奇和阿扎尔，而我国铿锵玫瑰则在女足世界杯首战不敌德国队。好了，话不多说，让我们快来看看歪果仁们精彩吐槽吧！
pooptrooper1(未知主队球迷)：C罗出生在了葡萄牙两个黄金一代的中间，但依然带领国家队两夺冠军奖杯，可谓传奇！(Ronaldo was born in between two golden generations and still managed to win 2 trophies with his country, legend.)
NeuronPrusik(未知主队球迷)：不，C罗自己就是黄金一代。(No. He is the golden generation.)
SureCase(阿森纳球迷)：葡萄牙也就1000来万人口，为啥能持续培养出这么多的优秀球员啊？(How does Portugal continually produce such quality players? Especially considering they only have 10. people.)
Halifax192(未知主队球迷)：去年世界杯葡萄牙输给了乌拉圭，你猜猜乌拉圭的人口是多少？(They lost to Uruguay in the world cup last year. Guess how many people Uruguay has.)
Fishinbuttersauce(曼城球迷)：B席这赛季已经拿了5座冠军奖杯了，而且还是曼城赛季最佳和欧国联赛事最佳球员，今年的金球奖是不是要给B席啦？(5 trophies for Bernardo Silva Ballon D'Or plz. Nations League Player of the Tournament, City Player of the Season.)
SayHelloTeaky(未知主队球迷)：总担心曼城该怎么去找席尔瓦的接班人，答案就是他们找了另一个席尔瓦…(Always wondered how city would replace David Silva. They’ve even found one with the same name.)
ShutupNdSquat(曼联球迷)：我相当确定，就算是让退役的范佩西和范尼上场踢球，也绝对比现在的荷兰锋线犀利多了…(Im pretty confident that a retired RVP and Van Nistelrooy can bring more to the attack than the current dutch forwards.)
Royboom(拜仁球迷)：罗本还是从国家队退役太早了，不然今天也绝对是一大爆点啊！(Robben retired from the NT too early. He would have been a great addition at this point.)
iChopPryde(本菲卡球迷)：葡萄牙夺冠的新闻才5700评论，而英格兰勇夺第三名的新闻评论已经超过6000了…(Portugal wins thread is at 5.7k upvotes and England getting 3rd place is at 6k upvotes.)
lmh971(曼城球迷)：之前那么多空门不进都是计划的一部分，目的就是为了让皮克福德去罚点球！(All those missed chances were just part of a carefully executed plan to let Pickford take a penalty.)
KingNothing666(西班牙球迷)：这个时代太疯狂了，连英格兰都能赢点球大战了…(England winning on penalties. What a weird timeline.)
irishperson1(朴茨茅斯球迷)：加里-内维尔解说的时候是在打飞机吗？怎么还在喘粗气…(Is Gary neville having a wank? Some heavy breathing going on.)
A_Brown_Passport(曼联球迷)：英格兰的点球秘籍配方如下：50%是皮克福德的大蛋蛋，50%是索斯盖特在1996年的泪水。(ENGLAND'S PENALTY MASTERY. Ingredients: 50%: Jordan Pickford's massive cojones. 50%: Southgate's 1996 tears.)
m1207(渥太华球迷)：英格兰在过去12个月里赢下点球大战的场次，比之前的20年都要多了…(England has won more penalty shootouts in in 12 months than they have in 20 years.)
Swazzer30(曼联球迷)：中国女足确实令我印象深刻，比男足起码强10倍啊！(China has really impressed me, 10.times better than the Men's team that's for sure!)
Nakedamerasian(未知主队球迷)：这点其实中国和美国很像，在足球领域都是阴盛阳衰…(China is kinda like the US where the women's team seems to be much better than the men's.)
Mathmage530(未知主队球迷)：你能想象这在法国的比赛，全场都是中文“加油”声吗！(Imagine a full China Jia Yo chant in France.)
Swazzer30(曼联球迷)：现场的中国球迷呐喊声真是太棒了！相比之下，虽然和法国是邻国，但来现场助威的德国球迷真是太少了…(Solid vocal support from the Chinese fans in this match. Woeful support from German fans considering they're right next to France.)
Chiddie(利物浦球迷)：我猜是中立球迷以及当地球迷都去支持中国队了…(I'm guessing the neutrals/locals
